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this is so bad this is the worst thing
Reblog this to keep the demon at bay
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Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*
Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*
Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?
Kid: The woods!!
Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?
Another kid: The sun!!
Me: That’s … in space, so no
Yet another kid: Earth!!!
Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …
Several kids: The zoo!!!!
Me: A continent is–
Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is
All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA
I love when I’m like
“Sorry I’m stoned”
And everyone’s like “when aren’t you”
And I just like I’m a stoner man.
Cool.
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im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration
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“Any planet is ‘Earth’ to those that live on it.”— Isaac Asimov, Pebble in the Sky (via coral)
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Samovar, 1913, Kazimir Malevich
Le jardin de Montmartre, the Garden of Montmartre - Élisée Maclet, c.1950.
French, 1881–1962
Oil on canvas , 18 x 21 5/8 in. (45.7 x 55.1 cm.)
I use the tag gresska